We'll start off easy: TRUE or FALSE about Parker's life 1. Our favorite indie actress got her start in soap operas.
2. The uniquely talented Miss Posey has a twin brother.
3. The ultimate NYC babe, Parker makes her home in the city's trendy East Village.
4. While the partying came naturally, Parker prepared for her role in "Party Girl" by shadowing real-life NYPL librarians.
5. The famous "Teacher's Pet" song in "Waiting for Guffman" was composed by Parker.
6. The beautiful and talented Parker Posey is a frequent visitor to this site.
Matchup the following Parker films with quotes/descriptions. (one film Appears twice) 1. "Can i have a falafel with hot sauce, a side order of babagnoush, and a seltzer? "
2. "I said air raid bitch!"
3. "I'm going to find her, and I'm going to kill her!"
4. "How ya doin' miss malone?"
5. "I say we all just don't come in one day. Are you girls with me?"
6. "What a quaint Pennsylvania pre-nuptial tradition!"
7. "Did you just put that book away?"
a. The Daytrippers
b. The Doom Generation
c. Dazed and Confused
d. Clockwatchers
e. Party Girl
f. House of Yes
Some questions about Parker's Co-Stars
Parker has acted with all of the following EXCEPT TWO: a. Matthew Broderick
b. Liev Schrieber
c. Paul Rudd
d. Ajay Naidu
e. Josh Hamilton
f. Ben Affleck
g. B.D. Wong
Answers: T, T, F(Chelsea), F (I hope you didn't bite on that), T, T.e,c,b,a,d,f,e. c & g.
Here are some reviews of stuff Parker was in. (0-4 Star Rating System)
MOVIES
Anniversary Party, The (2001) Overall: 2 1/2 Stars
Comments: Appealing ensemble cast creates some funny moments before the melodrama overtakes. Parker is a sexy strong swimmer in her small supporting role.
Amateur (1995) Overall: 2 Stars
Comments: Interesting. Slow-moving take on identity. Parker is a sympathetic squatter.
Best in Show (2000) Overall: 2 ½ Stars
Comments: Not quite as good as "Guffman", but some great moments, especially with Fred Willard. Parker is slightly high-strung. I dug her braces.
Clockwatchers (1997) Overall: 2 ½ Stars
Comments: Some funny moments but a bit depressing and bleak. Parker stands out and carves her name into a desk.
Daytrippers, The (1996) Overall: 3 Stars
Comments: great cast, funny movie. Parker is sassy younger sister.
Dazed and Confused (1993) Overall: 3 ½ Stars
Comments: An all-time high school classic. Parker hams it up as senior bitch queen.
Doom Generation, The(1995) Overall: 1 Star
Comments: Aside from Posey cameo and some sexuality derring-do, this movie stinks. Parker wears a wig.
Drunks (1997) Overall: 1 Star
Comments: Big-time ensemble cast, uninspiring story. Parker loves NFL Football.
Flirt (1995) Overall: 2 Stars
Comments: Thoughtful and pretentious. Parker gives an ultimatum.
Henry Fool (1997) Overall: 3 Stars
Comments: Interesting story, colorful characters. Parker becomes a Mommy.
House of Yes, The (1997) Overall: 3 ½ Stars
Comments: Engrossing and funny. Parker's best role!
Josie and the Pussycats (2001) Overall: 1 ½ Stars
Comments: Neither funny nor fun. Campy Parker grosses us out with her teeth.
Kicking & Screaming (1995) Overall: 2 ½ Stars
Comments: Nice story about not moving on from college. Parker is a friend.
Party Girl (1995) Overall: 3 ½ Stars
Comments: Funny movie, great characters, good music. Parker is awesome!
Scream 3 (2000) Overall: 3 Stars
Comments: Not as good as the first two, but Parker's performance is hilarious.
Sleep with Me (1994) Overall: 2 Stars
Comments: Just ok. Parker is flirty. Tarantino is funny.
SubUrbia (1997) Overall: 2 ½ Stars
Comments: Entertaining slacker fare. Parker is powerful.
Waiting for Guffman (1996) Overall: 3 ½ Stars
Comments: Bust a gut funny. Parker sings a song.
You've Got Mail (1998) Overall: 1 ½ Stars
Comments: Underdeveloped, thoughtless, and completely misogynist remake. Parker is too much for Tom.
TELEVISION
More Tales of the City (1998) Tales of the City (1993) Overall: 2 ½ Stars
Comments: Intriguing San Francisco in 1970s. Parker has pigtails and a small part in each.
THEATRE
Taller Than a Dwarf (2000) Overall: 1 Star
Comments: Plays like bad sitcom. Parker is underutilized.
Which reminds me...I have work to do too!
